Preston Venue 30 – Lane Ends

The first home Gill and I owned was in the Ashton Lane Ends area of the city and we lived there from 1996 to 2005. We had a terraced property on a northern cobbled street that resembled a Tardis house as it stretched back a fair way. It was a fine pad and we only eventually moved as we had virtually no outdoor space. If we could have lifted the house to another area, we would have done so!

I was brought up about 10 minutes’ walk away so was very familiar with the area. There were two public parks in bumbling distance, Ashton Park which in the 80’s/90’s used to have a high quality challenging 18-hole pitch and putt course with evil Pebble Beach like rough, my best score there was a round of 76. The other being Haslam Park with the old duck pond and easy access to Lancaster canal.

Also close by was the driving test centre. On my first test attempt I was driving back towards the centre and approaching the Lane Ends traffic lights when I correctly overtook a bus, but it then decided to unexpectedly set off causing me to veer around the junction, but astonishingly in the tester’s view I must have remained in control because he passed me!

It was a handy public transport hub where buses returning from Blackpool passed through alongside the No 35 Tanterton buses and the useful but unreliable No 27 Larches buses that took you directly to the train station for many onward trains to Manchester for gig nights!

The most famous resident was Kenny Baker who lived a couple of streets away. He appeared in many movies including Time Bandits and Mona Lisa, but his most enduring role was playing R2-D2 in all the Star Wars movies.

It was a large shopping area and we supported various local trades by purchasing a pot pourri of items from the shops, namely tumble dryers, carpets, karndean floors, double glazing, and the photographer for our wedding.  We still even now obtain car and house insurance from the unit located there.

There was a Booths where they stocked a tidy French white wine called Domaine De Pennehault, posh, moi! Across the road was the habitual Chinese takeaway the New Dragon which produced the finest Chicken Fried Rice and Curry Sauce in the area!

However, the piece de resistance was Deans Bakery located directly opposite our road who sold the best Butter Pies in town. Now, a butter pie is a singular Preston delicacy and is a potato and onion pie with extra butter, hence the name. Food of the heavens, instant heartburn nowadays but so worth it.

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Deans Bakery. Image Credit restaurantguru.com

A Saturday morning prior to watching PNE on match days was not complete without a butter pie, a teacake (no raisins, only bread) and usually an almond slice though choice of cake did sometimes vary. It is extremely hard to find them in Manchester despite being only 30 miles from Preston though I am told Bury Market may assist in that regard.  I once asked for one at the local bakery and they looked at me askance! 

On the corner of the main junction was located the Lane Ends, a traditional local boozer.  It was one of the many traditional Boddingtons house which were in the spit and sawdust mould. I also sometimes visited a slightly rougher Bodds pub down the road in Ingol called the John O Gaunt.

The Lane Ends was originally one room but at some point, in the 90’s it purchased the unit next door and extended into a spruced up larger pub and began serving some half decent tucker. I can’t say it was ever my favourite haunt due to some shall we say interesting punters but was visited due to its proximity to our house.

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The Lane Ends public house. Image Credit yell.com

I recall the night before our Wedding in 1998 my brother, best man and I had a quick visit. Prior to attending the pub, we watched a new TV quiz show that had launched that week called Who Wants to be a Millionaire and I seem to recall a punter winning £16,000 by answering Nebuchanezzar in relation to a question about large wine bottles. For info, it contains 15 litres which is the equivalent of 20 bottles!

Following the extension, the pub began to have some sporadic bands on, and on 26/10/13 I saw a covers band called Area 51 play there.

Nottingham Venues 43 to 45 – Beeston Trip

When my brother purchased his house in Forest Fields in the late 90’s the Nottingham Express Transit (NET) system was still in the early planning stage. It subsequently opened in March 2004 and provided a station stop at the Forest which was five minutes’ walk away from his lodgings.

The line either traversed out one way to terminals at Phoenix Park and Hucknall, I have progressed in this direction as far as the penultimate station Butlers Hill where you can go rambling. The other way took you through the centre of the city and the Lace Market to the main train station, handy for onboard commuting.

For many years there was talk of extending the line out to the suburb of Beeston and this finally came to fruition in April 2015. It resulted in doubling the size of the network to 20 miles and 50 stations. To achieve this, the designers were rather novel and inventive by taking the line over the top instead of through the train station.

Beeston lies 3.5 miles southwest of Nottingham and the national Boots headquarters is located there and the introduction of the metro boosted the town’s status as it added to their existing train station and their hourly trains to London St Pancras.

We had always promised ourselves at trip out when the link was completed so we finally achieved that ambition by taking the 45-minute metro ride out on Friday 2nd December 2016.

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Beeston Centre Tram Stop. Image Credit britishtramsonline.co.uk

Our first port of call was the Crown Inn where an alehouse has stood on the Grade II listed site since 1830. The most recent incarnation is now owned by the Everard’s brewery so any pub that serves Everard Tiger is fine by me. Whilst playing pool we noticed the live game that night was Nottingham Forest v Newcastle, it was a dramatic match as the visitors finished with nine men and Forest recovered to grab a late winner in a 2-1 victory.

Another traditional beamed pub with fireplaces called the Hop Pole was next on the list followed by the obligatory Wetherspoons the Last Post. We had a gig lined up at the end of the evening but were intrigued to see what other musical offerings were available in the meantime.

The next pub Bottle of Slues provided the first answer. In a small thin bottle bar, there was a duo called the Sunday Blues Club playing who comprised of drums and acoustic guitar. If my memory serves me correctly, I am sure they did a very gentle cover of an AC/DC track.

In the Malt and Shovel, there was a grizzled four piece called Airborne on stage. My abiding memory is them playing a methodically slow version of the Eurythmics dark anthem ‘Sweet Dreams’.  

The unhurried style of the track brought my mind the speed settings on my record player when I was growing up. Alongside the standard 33 and 45, it had 78 to play some of my dad’s old records, but it also inexplicably had a 16 setting.

The 16rpm setting was introduced in 1953 and had a very singular market as it was available in very limited formats. The main usage was talking books and speeches and reputably the most popular was a talking bible.  The pro was the longer playing time and they were generally used as elevator music or by restaurants and the con was a poorer song quality as they were often pressed as monaural (one-track) instead of the standard stereo (two-track). The setting was phased out in the early 1970’s.

The scheduled gig was at the Greyhound on 85 High Road, the venue having a reputation as a local live music haunt. To be fair, on our visit the pub was teetering on its last legs and the final show there was a band called Smoking Gun who played there in November 2017 before the pub permanently closed. The band we saw there was the unmemorable Skeleton Crew.  

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Smoking Gun on stage in the Greyhound, possibly the final night. Image Credit tripadvisor.com

We headed off for the metro and travelled all the way back to the Forest and the night as many more before it ended in the legendary Frog and Onion hostelry in Hyson Green.