In March 2025 we headed off on the lad’s trip version XVII with the chosen destination this time being Luxembourg. It is the seventh smallest country in Europe, measuring only 50 miles at its longest point (population approx. 700k) but is a rich and reasonably influential country with its own Luxembougish (Germanic) language and the Court of Justice of the European Union being located there.
It has had several rulers after initially being established in the 11th century before gaining ongoing independence from 1867. We lodged in the historical capital Luxembourg city which was declared a UNESCO World heritage site status in 1994. In 2020, they set an unusual precedent of becoming the first country in the world to provide free public transport nationally, a generous and welcome scenario that we took full advantage of!

Luxembourg city. Image Credit statrip.blogspot.com
The city has the accolade of being the only place to be named European Capital of Culture twice and they have won the Eurovision Song Contest five times. They also have the second highest total of Michelin-starred restaurants per capita, behind Japan.
Famous residents include the EC President Jean-Claude Juncker, champion skier Marc Girardelli and the cycling Schleck brothers. Also of Luxembourg descent was the Academy Award winning actress Loretta Young.
Additionally, there was Radio Luxembourg which was one of the very earliest commercial stations which ran from 1933 to 1992, and like many of my generation I used to listen to the scratchy long wave 208 frequency broadcast, under the covers late at night on my transistor radio! Long wave was subsequently used by Atlantic 252 and RTE Radio 1 before the mast was finally demolished in July 2023.

Radio Luxembourg flyer. Image Credit nostalgiacentral.com
We landed on the Friday and jumped on the free bus to commute to our hotel which was positioned above street level and only accessible via a lift. That evening we headed into the city on a bar crawl and grabbed some tea in the old town.
Luxembourg is landlocked and bordered by three separate countries and the one we chose not to visit on this trip was Belgium. On the Saturday morning, we mulched down to the main train station and as we were undertaking a border crossing there were some lengthy shenanigans when purchasing our tickets.
Our destination was the Northeastern French city of Metz, nicknamed the green city due to a plethora of open areas and public gardens. The gothic Saint Stephen Cathedral was a spectacular sight and the finest house of worship I have encountered thus far, even Jason was enthralled by it! It apparently contains the largest expanse of stained glass windows in the world.
We found a lively square in the sunshine where we ensconced for a couple of hours and witnessed a large protest traversing by whilst munching on our pizzas. We then encountered a stroppy bar owner which encouraged us to return to our base camp.
In advance of our trip we had scoured for any gigs thereby discovering Skunk Anansie were playing in the city but unfortunately, we then discovered it was already completely sold out. As an alternate we headed to a local bar to watch Luxembourg unexpectedly defeat Sweden 1-0 in a friendly international football match. Afterwards, we played some woeful darts as Luke Littler we were not!
Nearby in the Gare area we visited Luxembourg Crossfire Nordic Bar, which was a homely little sports bar with craft beers and has a loft for hire for private parties. Whilst in residence there was a local act called Blue-ish performing. Next door to there was a strange establishment that our general consensus after departing was that it was potentially a ‘knocking shop’!

The Crossfire Bar. Image Credit tripadvisor.com
After a group breakfast on Sunday, we headed out to the bonny city of Trier, which is the oldest German city after being founded by the Romans back in the 1st century BC. General Charles de Gaulle was stationed in the city during the French occupation of Rhineland, and the philosopher Karl Marx was born there in 1918 when it was under Prussian rule.
We visited the hugely impressive Porta Nigra (Latin for black gate), a large Roman city gate built in the 2nd century AD. In the centre we found a busy civilised Kolsch beer bar before Schnitzel munchies kicked in and a local restaurant was visited.
Later in the evening we returned to Luxembourg and jumped on a bus to head to a couple of bars in the lower area of the old town. Thus, at closing time we were potentially stranded at the bottom of a steep hill which was our route home, this presented difficulties to some members of our group who either had mobility issues or were plain idle!
A taxi seemed an absurd approach considering the free transport, but the last bus had already departed. We asked in the bar and in a throwaway final comment the bar maid said, ‘you could always go up in the lift’, which was music to our ears. Directions led us into a tunnel and there was indeed an elevator complete with adjoining lavatories, it would appear the Luxembourgers think of every scenario!


