Gig Miscellaneous – Part 4

Being a Northern lad, food has always been a key component of the evening. The central port of call in Preston since the mid 80’s has been the always friendly, reliable Zagros outside the Dog and Partridge and yards from the bus stop for the last bus home. Fabulous pizzas (Tuna Fish and Prawn used to be a fave) and fine kebabs with devilish chilli sauce.

Myself pictured with Zagros owner three weeks ago. Image Credit Angie Keane

On early Manchester trips there were many mercy dashes to a Chinese in Prestwich prior to the 1am closing, sometimes without success. Looking at my early notes, Chicken Prawn Cashew Nuts and Egg Fried Rice appeared to be a staple choice, quite often in one tray to assist the consumption. When the stable trains were introduced China Town was regularly visited after the gig and I am sure over the years we have visited the majority of restaurants in the vicinity.

As an alternate the curry mile in Rusholme was also occasionally visited. Over the last 15 years the cheap and cheerful Umami Noodle Bar on Oxford Road has been the venue of choice, we should be gold card members by now, and until a recent menu change you could set your clock by my good pal John Dewhurst ordering a No 68, for the record the Chicken Katsu Curry.

In the Noodle Bar prior to recent gig with Uncle George. Image Credit John Dewhurst

At the gig, the age-old problem of incessant babblers (generating the question of why buy a ticket in the first place?) has always been rather annoying and I have challenged people in the past in this regard, but I tend to zone it out nowadays, unless it is excessive and continuous. A more recent millennial issue is the recording of entire gigs on phones but as I tend to attend gigs that attract more discerning indie types I have never really found this to be a major concern.

As gigs in the 80’s and 90’s used to start later, I encountered more support bands but now tend to arrive 5 minutes before the main act as to me there is more allure in a sociable chat in the boozer than waiting in the venue between bands. Generally, also the beer is cheaper outside the gig and I am not normally one to warble about beer prices because I tend to accept rightly or wrongly that it is just the way it is. However, a case in point here was on a recent visit to the Ritz where a pint accrued the remarkable sum of £6.15, which quite frankly chaps is not good enough!

I have always tried where possible to place myself near the front of the stage and there have been many mosh pits visited. Those visits have been less frequent recently however there was one particularly old fashioned pit at a Rumjacks gig attended with Paul Wilson a few weeks ago which incited me to participate fully for an hour (a substitute gym session?) though my body was screaming in protest the following morning.

This generated the question of whether I should still be in moshpits at 51, but I embrace the ethos that you should not be too old for anything and to me there is nothing more invigorating than being in the midst of like-minded souls with a proper noisy band on stage, I find it a cathartic experience. I am still planning to nick out of the nursing home when older to catch the 50th anniversary Mogwai tour! To close I heard a phrase recently mirroring that sentiment which was ‘Adventures before Dentures’ –which I think is a wholly commendable approach to adopt.  

Gig Miscellaneous – Part 3

The next challenge that presents itself is how you travel to a gig. For the Preston gigs that was very easy and I did periodically jump on buses for gigs on the outskirts of Preston. For early Manchester gigs there was a driver, either my brothers rust buckets or Uncle George’s trusty yellow Vauxhall Cavalier with slidy leather seats. I have driven to a smattering of gigs myself but have always tried to find alternate modes of transport.

Then in the early 90’s following a train transformation there were suddenly decently timed trains so that became the new modus operandi. For about a decade there were airport trains coming through to Preston at 11.30pm, 1.20am and 3.20am, though I never caught the later one. I would badge those as the ghost trains or alternatively my friend Sue Harper used to class them as the ‘Star Wars Bar’ on her way back to Leylandi due to the characters you may stumble upon.  

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Star Wars Bar. Image credit tinatrent.com

I loved the cross pollination of people who had been to different events, so you could have Kylie and Metallica fans alongside the obscure indie band I had been to see. I recall catching the 11.30 one time and there was a noisy boisterous lad who made many references to Chorley – pronouncing it  ‘Chaarley’. So much so, when his station was announced and he got up to leave, half the carriage impromptu started chanting ‘Chaarley’ and his face was a picture to behold. On crowd humour, another time I was in a monster beer queue at Old Trafford Cricket ground whilst watching REM and one vociferous lad was on the phone trying to locate his mate and requested he put his hand up to identify himself, which resulted in about 100 people including me putting their hands in the air, prompting a burst of Tourettes from the lad in question!

The 1.20 was generally a reliable train but a couple of times turned into a replacement bus. One time we encounter a whole posse of hearing-impaired folk who were all signing on the bus, which created the quietest form of loud I have encountered. Another time the train ran but stopped at Bolton and when they announced you can go for a smoke if you wanted, the alarm bells were ringing, then when we saw the driver walk past our window, we knew our fate was sealed. The replacement bus never showed, necessitating a taxi back to Preston and then split taxis from the town centre home, the sun was coming up as I landed back at 4.07am, rather jaded next day! Thankfully I have always tended where possible to have the day off after gigs and I think personally a gig bank holiday should be introduced.

A central part of a gig night for me is good beer, so many pubs have been visited pre and post gigs and I can think of well over 150 pubs in Manchester visited in this regard. There are too many to mention but, in a discussion recently we recalled Log 36 and Log 42, the in-house beer of the Lass O Gowrie. Another worthy mention is when we were traversing Oxford Road heading to the Rain Bar and the unmistakeable chords of Foo Fighters ‘Monkey Wrench’ assailed the air. The source of this sound demanded to be located, leading to the discovery of the Temple of Convenience bar.

Bandits were splayed and quiz machines battered (very rarely on both fronts). Give us a Break quiz machines derived from the Dave Lee Travis show on Radio 1 were particularly fun especially in the early days when they were on Version 1 as the questions regularly repeated. We use to play one regularly in The Pickwick Arms on Meadow Street in Preston. Sample question – What year was Gone with the Wind released? – answer 1939 which was always Option D.  

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Give Us A Break quiz machine. Image credit fruitemu.co.uk

I am writing this on 22/03/20 and the world is currently in a tumultuous state so please stay safe and look after each other.