Manchester Venues 108 to 109

In the 1990’s the regular pre-gig haunt when visiting the various branches of Manchester Academy was the Jabez Clegg public house. As that establishment gradually declined and subsequently closed, we then discovered the allure of Manchester Big Hands.

The pub is located at the top end of Oxford Road opposite the Red Chilli Chinese restaurant. It opened its doors in 2001 with the concept of creating a NYC dive bar, the kind of equivalent place where you would have expected the Strokes in their early days to have gathered and discussed the concept of their debut album, over a few cold beers!

It has battered low strung sofas where you can babble nonsense with like-minded punters and suits me down to a T. It does remind me somewhat of a bar version of the Raiders/Warehouse nightclub in Preston.  In more recent years it has the welcome addition of a heated outdoor rooftop space which you reach once you have navigated the cramped steps taking you upstairs.

Big Hands bar. Image Credit reddit.com

Some bands tend to attend there post -performance but in that regard, I have only personally seen Tad Kubler of Hold Steady and the 6 music DJ Marc Reilly. They possess a terrific noisy jukebox that at times has free credits available for communal use, though some younger punters are confused by the sheer concept of a jukebox! It became a tradition for a spell to ensure we had played ‘Hells Bell’s by AC/DC before we departed.   

One particular Sunday we were in residence prior to a Meat Puppets show and remarkably our group of three were the only punters in, the DJ had just finished playing a vinyl record and I asked whether they could switch the jukebox on. They willingly complied and the track I had selected ‘Black Math’ by White Stripes came on at ear shattering volume, which they then respectfully only turned it down by a smidge!

They occasionally have bands playing there, and I have been fortunate to randomly catch a few whilst imbibing a couple of pre-gig scoops. The musical acts squeeze into the slightly raised area at the back of the bar and in keeping with the ethos of the establishment they are normally thunderously loud.

Big Hands bar. Image Credit oxfordroadcorridor.com

The first in 2017 prior to a Helmet gig was a three-piece from Oldham called Hopper Propelled Electric and they produced a noisy sludgy sound reminiscent of early Stooges. In 2019 I saw a local band called Lurker and in 2021 saw an act called World without Frontiers. A few weeks ago, prior to a Therapy? gig I saw a couple of bands called Pray for Mojo and Swamp Kids.

In 2018 the original jukebox was stolen and unfortunately was never recovered. This coincided with the death of the bar owner Scott Alexander from cancer at the tragically young age of 43.  He was close friends with the members of Elbow and is thought to be referenced in their song Some Riot in the line of ‘Tall Gentle Boy’. Scott also owned the sister bar Temple of Convenience down near Oxford Road station.

Temple of Convenience Bar. Image Credit manchestersfinest.com

Now I have spoken previously about the merits of this establishment so will not duplicate that here. However, one tale relates to me and Uncle George being outside the Manchester Temple Of Convenience Bar Entrance and encountering a busker called William who asked us to name a tune and George challenged him with two obscure tunes, (so obscure neither of us to this day can recall the songs!). William without batting an eyelid instantly played vibrant versions of those songs to a rapt audience of two punters. For that very reason alone I have allowed him inclusion onto my gig list.   

Other British Gigs 1 and 2

As we had never made a pilgrimage to Anglesey, we decided to rectify that anomaly in 1997 with a weekend away in Beaumaris. A friend recommended a B&B which we swiftly booked into and travelled on the North Wales coast road en route to the island.

On the Friday night in a pub down the road, we began chatting to some locals who invited us to attend the main club in the town the following night. On the Saturday we salved our souls by visiting the numerous windswept beaches. We then had a fine curry at the Menai Bridge Tandoori before heading back to the same pub to meet our comperes for the evening.

The renowned club in question was the Beaumaris and District British Legion Club. We were readily signed in as visitors, post last orders in the pub, and the venue was a revelation as it seemed the whole town across all ages were in residence. We played some killer on the pool tables prior to the main musical act hit the stage.

The artist was a Roy Orbison tribute act resplendent in full garb obviously including the requisite dark sunglasses. It has to be noted he was rather good and regularly hit the challenging high notes. Now, I may have been imagining this, but he appeared to be looking regularly in our direction. Was it that we were recognising as newbies or was it thought that we were thought to be talent scouts! After a top night was had by all, we thanked our gracious hosts and bade our farewell.

The tribute act looked a bit like this chap. Image Credit bing.co.uk

In January 2002, we identified that Henry Rollins and the Rollins Band were undertaking a tour and playing the very unusual outpost of Whitehaven Civic Hall. The choice of venue piqued our interest so Uncle George, John Dewhurst and I headed over on a cold Thursday night.

It is a fair old drive into deepest Cumbria via the M6 and A66. The B&B we booked has to be worst I have ever lodged in replete with old fashioned extremely nosey landlady. It was dirty and unhygienic, one shared loo between all the rooms and the breakfast was inedible! Let’s just say we have never rushed back for a return visit.

We grabbed some tea at a local chippy, which served humongous fish, perhaps the close proximity to Sellafield contributed here, but boy it tasted good! There were odd coincidences that night where different cars appeared to follow us each time we turned into a road, even the quiet ones, to the point of us jesting that we were under surveillance.

The Civic Hall was the singular venue in town, containing our venue the Solway Hall (capacity 600) and Dunboyne Hall (capacity 400). The building appears to be still operational with odd tribute band on the gig listings and there are also additional theatre performances on the roster.

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Whitehaven Civic Hall. Image Credit BBC

The venue was busy with a diverse clientele similar to the Beaumaris crowd with ages varying from 18 to 80, it created an interesting dynamic with stage diving being undertaken by the yoof!

Henry is famous locally for once citing a story when being interviewed by Terry Christian on the old Channel 4 music programme the Word. The tale relates to him being beaten up outside Preston Raiders nightclub when he was the lead singer in his original band Black Flag. As he was back in the North of England, he referenced the incident and his assertion that Preston folk had wafer thin craniums. We glanced at each other and wisely kept our heads down and eyes averted from the stage!