Manchester Venue 16 Academy 3 – Part 1

Within the Manchester University complex on the second floor lies Manchester Academy 3. For those with longer memories it was previously known as the Hop and Grape and the venue opened in the 60’s.

The original layout was very cosy with an entrance to the left of the bar, in later years they expanded the venue marginally with an entrance round the back of the bar. The capacity is 470 and it is my favourite of all the four Academy venues as it remains an intimate size and there is a good view from all vantage points.

My first visit in October 99 was to see Guided by Voices. They are a legendary band from Dayton, Ohio and formed in 1983 with the ever-present lead singer Robert Pollard. They are highly prolific recording artists and despite a couple of hiatuses they have just produced their 30th album and they have been known to play 4 hour shows mirroring the length of some Bruce Springsteen and E-Street band gigs.   

They received regular airplay on college radio which was the route REM traversed when progressing into the limelight. They flirted with fame when appearing in the Strokes ‘Someday’ video. Nobody sounds quite like them and ‘Under the Bushes Under the Stars’ is a fabulous album and comes recommended.  

Unfortunately, the sound system in the venue didn’t assist on the night and despite moments of brilliance they struggled to convert their recorded output to the live setting, and it remains the only time I got to see them on stage.

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Guided by Voices ‘Under the Bushes Under the Stars album cover. Image Credit colouredvinylrecords.com

They were ably supported by Beulah from San Francisco who created a sunny West Coast vibe and were excellent. Again, I only saw them once and they disbanded in 2004.

My next appearance was in May 2000 to see Grandaddy. They had first appeared on my radar when I was converted to them by their ‘AM180’ track featured on a Q magazine mixtape.

They had their own unique sound resultant in part by the incorporation of some homemade instruments and their wonky Neil Young beauty was superb live. A good time was had by all to the extent that I was somewhat hungover when performing my ‘Jimmy the Cat’ goalkeeper duties the following afternoon for the works football team.

Four months after that I saw the Melbourne instrumental trio Dirty Three. They were fronted by a charismatic Warren Ellis who had an interesting back story as a classically trained violinist, school teacher and a busker around Europe.

He proceeded to do a rambling but engaging monologue prior to each track and then turned his back at the commencement of each song and the band then created a cacophonous racket in an odd rock/jazz fusion. They were great fun and the nearest loose comparison could be Arcade Fire without any lyrics!  

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Dirty Three in full flow. Image Credit Clash

On 24/03/01 I went to see the Minnesota based Low for the first time. In my opinion, they have produced one of the three best festive songs. Their ‘Just Like Christmas’ sits alongside that lesser heard Pogues track and ‘Christmas Song’ by Joy Zipper.

They are quantified in the ‘slowcore’ genre and can be a tad too maudlin for some, but I loved their hushed plaintive harmonies and the exceedingly quiet respectful audience added to my considerable enjoyment of the gig.  

On 09/06/01 we witnessed Rocket from the Crypt who weren’t as sharp as previous stellar performances. We had some significant train trauma on the return journey and didn’t land home until 4.07am.

In March 2002 we saw a woeful band called Vex Red from Aldershot. I just checked their website and am suitably astonished they are still on the circuit. Paul Bruzzese was at a gig downstairs so we left before the end of the set and endeavoured to shoehorn our way into the Tomahawk gig in the venue downstairs without success!  

Gig Miscellaneous – Part 3

The next challenge that presents itself is how you travel to a gig. For the Preston gigs that was very easy and I did periodically jump on buses for gigs on the outskirts of Preston. For early Manchester gigs there was a driver, either my brothers rust buckets or Uncle George’s trusty yellow Vauxhall Cavalier with slidy leather seats. I have driven to a smattering of gigs myself but have always tried to find alternate modes of transport.

Then in the early 90’s following a train transformation there were suddenly decently timed trains so that became the new modus operandi. For about a decade there were airport trains coming through to Preston at 11.30pm, 1.20am and 3.20am, though I never caught the later one. I would badge those as the ghost trains or alternatively my friend Sue Harper used to class them as the ‘Star Wars Bar’ on her way back to Leylandi due to the characters you may stumble upon.  

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Star Wars Bar. Image credit tinatrent.com

I loved the cross pollination of people who had been to different events, so you could have Kylie and Metallica fans alongside the obscure indie band I had been to see. I recall catching the 11.30 one time and there was a noisy boisterous lad who made many references to Chorley – pronouncing it  ‘Chaarley’. So much so, when his station was announced and he got up to leave, half the carriage impromptu started chanting ‘Chaarley’ and his face was a picture to behold. On crowd humour, another time I was in a monster beer queue at Old Trafford Cricket ground whilst watching REM and one vociferous lad was on the phone trying to locate his mate and requested he put his hand up to identify himself, which resulted in about 100 people including me putting their hands in the air, prompting a burst of Tourettes from the lad in question!

The 1.20 was generally a reliable train but a couple of times turned into a replacement bus. One time we encounter a whole posse of hearing-impaired folk who were all signing on the bus, which created the quietest form of loud I have encountered. Another time the train ran but stopped at Bolton and when they announced you can go for a smoke if you wanted, the alarm bells were ringing, then when we saw the driver walk past our window, we knew our fate was sealed. The replacement bus never showed, necessitating a taxi back to Preston and then split taxis from the town centre home, the sun was coming up as I landed back at 4.07am, rather jaded next day! Thankfully I have always tended where possible to have the day off after gigs and I think personally a gig bank holiday should be introduced.

A central part of a gig night for me is good beer, so many pubs have been visited pre and post gigs and I can think of well over 150 pubs in Manchester visited in this regard. There are too many to mention but, in a discussion recently we recalled Log 36 and Log 42, the in-house beer of the Lass O Gowrie. Another worthy mention is when we were traversing Oxford Road heading to the Rain Bar and the unmistakeable chords of Foo Fighters ‘Monkey Wrench’ assailed the air. The source of this sound demanded to be located, leading to the discovery of the Temple of Convenience bar.

Bandits were splayed and quiz machines battered (very rarely on both fronts). Give us a Break quiz machines derived from the Dave Lee Travis show on Radio 1 were particularly fun especially in the early days when they were on Version 1 as the questions regularly repeated. We use to play one regularly in The Pickwick Arms on Meadow Street in Preston. Sample question – What year was Gone with the Wind released? – answer 1939 which was always Option D.  

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Give Us A Break quiz machine. Image credit fruitemu.co.uk

I am writing this on 22/03/20 and the world is currently in a tumultuous state so please stay safe and look after each other.